Worst Jokes Ever
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
Alia’s YouTube channel.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.
Q: Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
A: Everywhere.