Worst Jokes Ever
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Hi, I’m gay.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
What's the time?
How would I know?
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Dodo.
I am a motherfucker.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
I lost my bag. :(
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.