Worst Jokes Ever
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Fuck all reading this.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!