Worst Jokes Ever
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.