Worst Jokes Ever
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
Thatâs what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Yeoooo.
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Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
My life.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says heâs drinking a magical drink. He asks, âWhatâs so magical about it?â The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, âYâknow, youâre a real jerk when youâre drunk, Superman.â
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My existence.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.