Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
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A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Rowan
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.