Worst Jokes Ever
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.