Worst Jokes Ever
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Bra eat E.T.?
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
Potatoes
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
gamer
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.