How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Worst Jokes Ever
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Tyson?
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
I like unicorns.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!