Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Snort poo poo.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Why tie when you can knot?
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.