I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Worst Jokes Ever
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
I'm sorry m8.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Jake Paul is some ass.
shaenaya
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"Spell ICUP."
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.