What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Worst Jokes Ever
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Yeet.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
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What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.