Worst Jokes Ever
My wiener's small.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Wat?
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!