Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
My life...
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.