Worst Jokes Ever
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
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Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
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What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.