Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
I got nothing.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Don't bully.
My dick itches.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?