Worst Jokes Ever
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”