what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
Worst Jokes Ever
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
Loser.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.