Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Why though?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Bird Box.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.