A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Worst Jokes Ever
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.