Worst Jokes Ever
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.