Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Laugh.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
My penis is on fire.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Hello.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Josh
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!