Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Ehhhhhhhh.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.