Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
Butthole.
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.