What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Laugh.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."