Worst Jokes Ever
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Yeoooo.
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Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
My life.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My existence.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.