Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Worst Jokes Ever
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Rowan
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!