Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

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    • The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

    A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.

    When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.

    One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

    How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

    A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

    "Interesting."

    "That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

    A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,

    "It's an elevator, not a lift!"

    and

    "It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

    He keeps going on until the Englishman says,

    "Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."

    Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

    Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide