What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died, grandma!”
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.
Your mom.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.