Worst Jokes Ever
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I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.