Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."