Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
How do you get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.