Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Ligma.
Balls.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.