Worst Jokes Ever
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
What's Reddit?
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Eating the wheelchair.
Tyler is cool.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(