Worst Jokes Ever
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
This is a joke in itself.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
My Butterfingers slipped.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
This is not a joke.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.