Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Worst Jokes Ever
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Actually doing homework.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.
Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
I want to die.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.