Worst Jokes Ever
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
God.
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
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Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?