Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

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    • A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

    "Interesting."

    "That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

    A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,

    "It's an elevator, not a lift!"

    and

    "It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

    He keeps going on until the Englishman says,

    "Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."

    Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

    Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

    Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

    Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

    Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

    Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

    Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?

    Because he can’t do stand-up.