A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
This site.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
Elephant
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
My chance of finding love.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.