Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
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Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
AIDS?
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.