Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Ur mom gay.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
🤔
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!