I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Worst Jokes Ever
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
This joke is short... like your dick!
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
