Worst Jokes Ever
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
My name is Gunter.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
You look like a burger.
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What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."