Worst Jokes Ever
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.