Worst Jokes Ever
No. Eat my butt!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.