Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
A seal walks into a club.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"