Worst Jokes Ever
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.