Worst Jokes Ever
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
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Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
You suck!