Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
...
BAD!!!!!!
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Boy, you gay?
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.