Worst Jokes Ever

There's only one gender. Women are property.

How do you throw a space party?

You planet! 🤣🤣🤣

Depression, I got it.

A girlfriend, don't got it.

A life, don't got it.

Help, got it.

Friends, don't got it.

Family, I got it.

Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!

mnvsdvmsdnva.

My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Why was the washing machine laughing?

It was taking the piss out of the knickers!

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?

What do you call a dog wearing a beret?

Smeargle!

How are guys and tile floors alike?

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.

Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.

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