Worst Jokes Ever
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
If hi = hi?
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”