Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

Me: John, what did he do earlier?

John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.

Me: I thought I smelled poop.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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    • Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.

    About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"

    There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.

    God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.

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    • What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

    I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

    If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

    What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

    Nothing.

    Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.