Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Despacito.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family.
How do you shrivel a dick?
You all suck!
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.