There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.