Worst Jokes Ever
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.