Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
My dignity to live.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.