Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.