What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Your momma!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
