Worst Jokes Ever
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Ali A's face.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
My life, there, that was the joke.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"