What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Why tie when you can knot?
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?