Worst Jokes Ever
The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Arsenal
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Taja?
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!