Worst Jokes Ever
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
Tate
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
My parents love me.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
My grades.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.