Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
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Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!