Worst Jokes Ever
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.