A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
