Worst Jokes Ever
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
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A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Logan Paul.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."
So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.