Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
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Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Bra eat E.T.?
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
Potatoes
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
gamer
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Spaceballs: The Joke.