Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
No. Eat my butt!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"