Worst Jokes Ever
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
My life...
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.