Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
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Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
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