A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
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BAD!!!!!!
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Boy, you gay?
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
