Worst Jokes Ever
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Suck my ass, guys!
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?