Worst Jokes Ever
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What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Really bad penis joke.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
arya fae
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.