Worst Jokes Ever
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
Blueface baby!
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
You are a joke.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
The joke is this website.