Worst Jokes Ever
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
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Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
I eat ass.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!