When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Worst Jokes Ever
FIERY LOS
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Your own life, hah!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
A man walks into a bar... Oww!
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
