Worst Jokes Ever
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
There's only one gender. Women are property.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
mnvsdvmsdnva.
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.