Worst Jokes Ever
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Bender.