Worst Jokes Ever
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
God.
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
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