Worst Jokes Ever
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
My life, haha, so funny!
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???