Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an infant with no legs?

Ground beef.

What fish sings?

A tuna.

I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.

The end

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the WiFi router.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He ran out of battery life.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.

Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.

Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."

What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

Couy.

A baby seal walked into a club.