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Worst Jokes Ever
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
