Worst Jokes Ever
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Tyler
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂