Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Once I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Borthwick's hairline.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Meow meow meow meow :p
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los