Worst Jokes Ever
Hitler was a dic-tator.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
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I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!