I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Worst Jokes Ever
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
