My happiness.
Worst Jokes Ever
T-Series.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
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Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
